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And so it was, after an amazingly quick scheming session, that many friends did gather to attempt to surprise the one they called Ian, in congratulations of his reaching the mighty age of 18. The surprise didn't work, but they had fun anyway.
"Tis such a pretty card, I could just eat it right up..."